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And people wonder why I want to be an engineer. This is held up by nothing but the stress of the string.

And people wonder why I want to be an engineer. This is held up by nothing but the stress of the string.

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Mitch Hedberg Makes Me LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA

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This gets stuck in my head surprisingly often, though not the Chocolate Heart part, because that sounds pretty stupid lyrically.

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Dump Your Junk

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve helped a 300 pound hick in a tank top throw his used toilet into the claw of a backhoe, leading to a bonding moment between the two of you as you watch it shatter. I love getting hours for things like this.

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Mm. Hm.

In between the constant throwing up of blood, the anesthesia induced fatigue naps, and my inability to blow my nose without opening up some stitches, I can truly see what is so amazing about oral surgery! Oh, I also I’m incapable of eating anything but jell-o without filling my mouth with blood, so clearly this is a great experience, which I would recommend to anybody :-D YOLO! OMGWTFBBQ 

http://tinyurl.com/85ly79e

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Demonic spew

I actually saw a snowflake up close for the first time today… I always kind of thought the geometricness of them was a myth, so I was quite surprised. It was all ∃|E I’ve seen snow maybe 4 times in my life, and this was the second time I had stood under it mid flight. One thing I had forgotten was how cold it has to be for any snow to even exist, so this morning had some miserable, jacket-less moments… which leads me to my question. Why do people like living in snow so much? It’s cold, damp, and unless you’re inside and within close proximity to a fire, it kind of sucks. Maybe this is just because I own no warm clothing…

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ಠ_ಠ I don’t even know how I did this.

ಠ_ಠ I don’t even know how I did this.

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Magical Romans

Did anyone know that keeping an old roman coin in olive oil for almost 5 months turns the oil blue? I didn’t… and now I have several blue paper towels from scrubbing it all off.

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In my garage I saw a 1/10 of a gram spider with a whole june bug caught in it’s web with the spider trying to wrap it up. I salute him for catching what must be like a bear among small bugs.

In my garage I saw a 1/10 of a gram spider with a whole june bug caught in it’s web with the spider trying to wrap it up. I salute him for catching what must be like a bear among small bugs.

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Ash and Clint are both given the title of The Man.

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Megamen 
Artist Note: Inspired by Star Wars, Superman, Doctor Who, Pulp Fiction, Evil Dead 2, Iron Man, Indiana Jones, Taxi Driver, James Bond, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, A Clockwork Orange, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou and of course Megaman and the 8 bit era of gaming
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Ash and Clint are both given the title of The Man.

it8bit:

Megamen 

Artist Note: Inspired by Star Wars, Superman, Doctor Who, Pulp Fiction, Evil Dead 2, Iron Man, Indiana Jones, Taxi Driver, James Bond, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, A Clockwork Orange, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou and of course Megaman and the 8 bit era of gaming

Created by Deep Search

Prints available on Society6